Attention Getter: My best friend, brimming with excitement, suggested I try dressing with more style and color, like in the book, Dress for Success.

He indicated that people would remember me and may want to do business with me because of my unique upscale style.

He also suggested that the chicks would flock around me because of my presumed success, as they always do.  Embracing a flamboyant, rich style has proven to be more challenging than I ever anticipated.

It requires a lot of presumptive lying, emotional risks, and acting talent.  But I’m not giving up.  I’ll give it another shot tomorrow night.  Who knows, I might get lucky and meet someone who appreciates my style, or I might pursue a career in politics, where a flamboyant, rich style is often celebrated.